Kennedy waited for her friends to respond. It was a daring approach that had never been done before, and she was afraid they’d object. Kate and Arilyn shared a look, then firmly nodded.
“I would normally never help employ such tactics, but after what you’ve told us, I’m in,” Arilyn said.
Kate sighed. “When I heard about poor Bernadette being confronted about approaching thirty, I wanted to bop him over the head myself.” She gave an evil grin. “But this is so much better.”
Kennedy laughed. “Remember, we start small and follow his lead. I don’t want to terrify the guy, just get him to a point where he stops and thinks before he speaks. He has a good heart. Nate just listened to the wrong advice about how to deal with women, and we need to straighten him out. No one ever took the time to show him the right way. But he has a wicked sense of humor, he’s smart and successful, and now he looks the part.”
At that moment, Nate strolled through the door, surveyed the crowd, and seeing Kennedy from across the room, locked on his target. Her heart beat a bit faster in spite of herself, and her tummy slid, flipped, and settled. The sexy scruff on his face would make a woman itch to touch it, trace the lines of those full lips, look deep into his eyes. If she could spot them behind those glasses. She made a mental note: next up, contact lenses and a decent wardrobe. He wore his usual staple outfit: lab coat, shiny cheap pants, orthopedic-type shoes—did he have a foot problem she didn’t know about?—and sported a trail of tiny circles of coffee splatters down the front of his shirt. But he never broke the gaze as he crossed the room and stood in front of them. “Hey.”
She fought a smile at his usual brevity. “Hey.”
“Sorry I didn’t get to change. Nice to see you again, Kate. Arilyn.”
Kate spoke up first. “I hope you’re enjoying your journey here at Kinnections. Kennedy is a master at transforming clients and building confidence.”
“Yes. She also would’ve been quite helpful torturing prisoners of war to make them speak.”
Kennedy puffed up with sheer pride at Nate’s backhanded compliment.
“Are you experiencing any difficulty in your path to true love?” Arilyn asked. “I can always book a session with you to help overcome any barriers.”
“No, thank you. After a cracked-up Japanese warrior ripped up my body, a cranky gay man attacked me with scissors, and I got my ass handed to me by a Zumba session, I think I’m good. What’s on today’s agenda?”
Kate laughed. Kennedy shook her head. “Don’t be so dramatic, it all worked out fine. We’re going to do role-play. It seems that one of your limitations is social conversation.”
“So I’ve been told.”
“We’re going to run through some simple first meets with different outcomes so you get more used to handling various women and topics of conversation.”
“And to think I gave up a prostate exam for this.”
“Why don’t we warm up with a round of speed questions?”
Kate clapped. “I love that game. Like Jeopardy but better.”
Nate cocked his head and considered. She bet he assumed he’d be good at the speed round since he was probably the trivia king. She smothered a laugh. He’d realize quickly how different this was.
“What’s involved?”
“We throw out scenarios and you give us a quick answer. It’s to build up your reflex ability to approach situations in the proper way without overthinking. Let’s get you set up with a drink first.”
“Darth Maultini, please.”
They stopped and stared. “A what?”
He shot them a suffering expression. “One ounce sweet vermouth, one ounce vodka, one ounce whiskey, two ounces pomegranate cherry, and two lemon wedges cut up and spread around the glass.”
Kennedy’s mouth dropped open. “You have got to be kidding me. How about a beer?”
Kate giggled. “No, I remember it. Got it covered. Star Wars junkie, huh?”
“A bit.”
Kate ordered the drink while Kennedy fished out the contraption from her tote bag. “Now, we’ll just slide this on you and get started.”
“What the hell is that?”
Kennedy widened her eyes in the innocent doe look men died for. “A simple gadget that will be able to read your responses and catalog electrical sensors to correct behavior.”
Nate took a step back as if she’d confronted him with a python. “It’s a collar. A dog collar.”
Arilyn spoke in her soothing, melodic voice that usually hypnotized her prey. “No, of course it’s not a dog collar. Think of it as a band with a mini computer installed in order to sense bodily reactions and categorize behavior.”
He pushed a hand through his hair and let out a half laugh. “Oh, you both are good. Brilliant, as a matter of fact. It’s an electric dog collar. Put whatever spin you want on it. I’m not putting that thing on.”
Kate slid his whacked-out martini drink across the bar. “The path to true love is never easy. You don’t strike me as a quitter, Nate. And you may not have enjoyed what Kennedy threw at you, but take a few minutes and really think. Have the steps you completed worked? Do you feel better about yourself? Do you feel you grew as a person and are closer to finding your soul-mate?”
Kennedy shared a look with her friends. God, they were amazing together. Each of their assets and energy melded to cocoon their target to push them to goal. They waited. He stood perfectly still, studying them, thinking out every step, and then gauged the weapon she still held. Several minutes ticked by.
“Fine.”
She didn’t hesitate. Kennedy slid the slim leather collar around his neck, closed the clasp, and tugged his shirt up so most of it was covered. The controller was hidden in her tote for the moment. No reason to freak him out more or warn him of what was about to happen. The element of surprise was key, and if she explained too much, he’d walk out without a backward glance.
“Now what?” he asked.
“Relax, we’ll start easy. I’ll begin. Do I look fat in these pants?”
He blanched and choked on his drink. “Those types of questions? Are you kidding me? You’re setting me up for failure.”
Kate clucked her tongue. “Nate, that was the easiest one on the planet. Just say no. No, you don’t look fat. No, your makeup’s perfect. No, those shoes look great. No, it’s my fault, not yours. Get it?”