"Why?"
"Because it tastes good." Grandma winked. "Frosting the truth is just like that. It may seem devious, and it may look like something else entirely, but the minute you learn the truth, you don't care anymore, because it was staring at you," she chopped a piece of meat, "the whole damn time."
Why was she staring at me like she wanted to stab me?
I popped a mushroom in my mouth and was only slightly irritated that it was amazing.
"Now," Grandma chopped up some pork, "why don't you two order a nice bottle of wine while I finish up your main course? How does that sound?"
"Are you going to be putting drugs in our wine?" Beth asked.
"The thought briefly crossed my mind," Grandma admitted. "See? I can be honest. Now, shall we order some wine?"
"What do you say?" I nudged Beth.
She blinked a few times then shrugged. I officially hated myself. How was it possible that earlier today she was blooming into this beautiful bright woman, and now she was closed off? I'd done that to her. I'd made her doubt herself all over again.
"Are you okay?" I asked dumbly, knowing that she wasn't but wanting to hear her speak so I didn't go insane.
"I think I'm just tired." Beth forced a smile.
"Do you want to go back?" I offered.
Her body slumped even more.
Damn it, how was I ruining things even further?
"Tell you what." Desperate, I said the first thing that popped into my mind. After all, she was all about having fun, right? Not being boring anymore? "Let's eat really fast then go dancing."
"Dancing? You?" Beth's smile returned.
Only this time, I figured it was at my expense.
"Just because I'm a politician doesn't mean I can't dance."
"Oh I know that." Beth patted my hand. "I was going to say it's because you're white."
"White guys can't dance?"
"I give you Justin Timberlake." Beth nodded. "He can dance."
"The man's a god." This from Grandma.
"I can dance like Justin Timberlake," I argued.
Grandma laughed.
"Do you mind?" I glared.
She pointed her knife at me and kept chopping with her left hand.
"No, you can't, Jace. You…" She shook her head. "It wouldn't be possible. It would be unfair to humanity to give you that face and body and then the ability to move your hips seductively. Seriously, I'd have words with God."
"I hope you eat your words." I kissed her cheek.
"And if I don't?"
I didn't answer. Instead, I prayed that all the women I'd dated in college hadn't been total liars.
Chapter Twenty
"So let me get this straight. You sear the meat on both sides, and then you add the wine?"
"Yes." Grandma nodded. "It gives it that perfect moist center."
"Interesting."
Someone knocked on the glass.
The FBI agent straightened in his chair and cleared his throat. "So where were we?"
"Somewhere between drugging, dancing, and Justin Timberlake."
"This should be on YouTube."
"Oh, I just love the Tube! And the Facebook! And the Tweets!"
"Why do you keep putting the in front of those?"
"Out of respect." Grandma's eyebrow rose all the way to her hairline. "You never address the president as president."
The agent paused. "You have me there."
Beth
"Alright, let's see it," I yelled over the bumping music. I was thirty years old, had been drugged by a senile old woman, and I was at a club. Oh, and right, I had been accused of being a prostitute. Cool, I was officially living my own mid-life crisis. At least I had Thor. Then again, this could all be figment of my imagination. I could be tied to a giant computer, Matrix-style, and just making up my own dream world.
Yeah, clearly I hadn't drunk enough at dinner.
I bit down on my lip, letting the pain distract me for a brief moment while my heart stopped slamming against my chest. The last time I'd danced was at prom. No joke. I did not dance. I didn't even dance at my sister's wedding. I drank wine and hid my Kindle under the table, reading when nobody was looking. Which, newsflash: nobody had been looking, until Jace had been sent my way.
He had sauntered. You know what I mean. The saunter, also known as the sensual walk of a man who knows he's been blessed with every human gift known to humanity. Good looks, good teeth, good body. Good Thor, he'd been hot.
I'd dropped my best friend that night.
My Kindle. I'd accidently dropped it onto the floor and gaped as he held out his hand and asked if I wanted to dance. I'd said no; well, actually I'd just shaken my head and sighed, because I'd remembered him, and it was just like a fairytale. Having the prince of my dreams reach out to me, pick me out of a crowd. Yeah, I'd basked. Instead of dancing, we'd shared a few drinks, happily delivered via the Drugging Grandmother Express.
"Come on." Jace licked his lips and pulled me closer as we weaved through the crowd of happy couples.
Being this close to him was so not distracting enough to get my mind off the fact that five days from now I'd be saying goodbye to the one and only guy I was falling hard for.
Stupid Thor.
Stupid blond hair.
Abs! Curse you! I mentally shook my fist.
"Come on." Jace grabbed my hand and steered us through the crowds of people having sex on the dance floor.
I wasn't a dancer. Because dancing was just another way people could make fun of me.
Elle Goulding's "Burn" came on.
My heart thumped against my chest as Jace laughed and pulled me against his chest; the lights turned down as he twirled me around and then tugged my leg up around his waist.
Oh. My.
It was the techno-version of the song, or the club version, so it was faster than what I'd heard on the radio.
Jace released me and started dancing around me.
And I was officially in a dilemma. Either I moved and tried to dance with him, or I stared as his body moved in perfect sync with the music. I'd have words with God later about that. I mean, how is it even possible that a guy that beautiful should have everything?
The song slowed.
Jace tugged me against him.
I wrapped my arms around his neck as his hands moved to my hips, helping me move with the same rhythm he was moving with. I closed my eyes and gave up.
I gave up feeling sad.
I gave up feeling embarrassed.
And danced.
Until the song changed to Jay-Z, and then I was lost all over again. I couldn't get the rhythm right.