Dallas points her fork threateningly at her friend and says, “Hush, you. I don’t hate him.”
Stella takes a sip of her soda as she scoots in her chair and adds, “Fine. She strongly dislikes him.”
“Why?”
I don’t know why I’m torturing myself, but I have to know. Dallas hesitates, and I have zero desire to pick up my chicken sandwich.
“It’s nothing. It’s old news, and I’m over it.”
Stella turns a loud laugh into a fake, hacking cough. “Right. Totally over it.”
“Did you . . .” I take a breath and push the question out. “Did you two date or something?”
Stella doesn’t even bother hiding her laugh behind a cough this time.
“No,” Dallas answers. “Nothing like that.”
“Oh, just tell her,” Stella says. “She should at least know what kind of stuff her boyfriend has gotten up to in the past. Give the girl some leverage, for God’s sake.”
“Oh, we’re not . . . he’s not my boyfriend.”
Stella stops with a slice of pizza halfway to her mouth, ranch dripping off the end onto the table.
“You’re joking, right? You guys are always together. You’re not fooling anyone.”
“I don’t know what we were. It was this weird nonrelationship-relationship, but whatever it is . . . it ended. Last night.”
Both Stella and Dallas stop chewing.
It’s Stella who talks first. “That son of a bitch. I knew he was gonna screw this up.” She turns to Dallas. “You should definitely tell that story now! That way we can all hate on him together.”
“Actually . . . I think . . . I think it was mostly my fault.”
Shocked doesn’t even begin to describe the way they look at me.
“Long story short . . . we ran into my parents, and I lied about how we knew each other rather than introduce him. I thought he would be relieved not to have to meet them, but instead he was hurt. And then some other stuff happened, and it all just kind of snowballed, and he says we’re too different. That we don’t fit in each other’s worlds.”
“Sounds like bullshit to me,” Stella says.
“It’s not. I think . . . I don’t know. Maybe he’s right. I kept pretending like we were just messing around, but deep down I think maybe I knew he was serious. That he wanted it to be more.”
“Well crap,” Dallas says. “Totally didn’t see that one coming.”
I offer a sad smile. “Me either.” And then because I need a distraction, but also have this sick need to keep thinking about him, talking about him, I ask, “Will you tell me why you don’t like him? Is it bad?”
Dallas sighs. “There was just this stupid bet that my ex-boyfriend started that involved guys on the team trying to sleep with me. Silas and Levi, my ex, were friends, and Silas hit on me at a party in an attempt to win the bet.”
“But you guys didn’t . . .”
“God, no. I heard the two of them talking about sleeping with me, and I bolted as soon as I saw Silas with Levi. I didn’t need to know about the bet to know he was bad news.”
Dallas jerks and mumbles, “Ow,” and I think Stella kicked her under the table.
“What she means is . . . Levi was bad news. But Silas isn’t friends with him anymore.”
I’m not sure if she’s defending Silas to me because he’s her friend or because she doesn’t want me to think I made a stupid mistake.
I still haven’t touched my chicken sandwich, but I’m feeling the need to wrap up lunch early anyway. I’ve tortured myself enough for today.
I hadn’t let myself think about him actually getting serious about me. I’d just assumed it wouldn’t happen. Instead, I’d been focusing all my energy on making sure I didn’t get too serious. I’ve made myself write off each sweet, tender kiss, every time he called me baby, all the mornings he’s pulled me in close like he didn’t want to let me go.
Now it’s like someone has taken the lens cap off, and I’m seeing everything from a new perspective . . . but I’m too late. Way too late.
I make some excuses and get up to leave, but Stella grabs my arm.
“You should go to the game with us on Saturday.”
I shake my head. “I think that’s the last place I should be.”
“Oh come on. He won’t even be playing. Besides, Dallas and I could use some new girl friends. We’re kind of drowning in testosterone at the moment.
“I’ll think about it,” I tell her.
I DO END up going to the game.
Because something I’m discovering about my new nonshell self . . . I’m a bit of a masochist.
Besides . . . I’ve never been to a college football game. I’ve never been to a football game period. I go with Stella, Dallas, and Matt to a pregame tailgate party, wherein I see a lot of very drunk guys with painted chests and faces acting like idiots. I find them obnoxious, but Stella assures me it’s a classic football tradition. I don’t ask whether she means the body paint, the drunkenness, or the acting-like-idiots part. I assume it’s all three.
When we finally make it into the stadium, the sun has set, but it’s still suffocatingly hot in the bleachers while we wait. Dallas brought blankets that I don’t understand until she lays them down on the hot metal seats so we can sit down without feeling like our butts are on a George Foreman grill.
And while we wait, the three of them teach me about football. And I try my best not to connect everything I hear back to Silas.
Dallas begins: “So each team has offensive players and defensive players. Obviously, the offense’s goal is to score, and the defense’s goal is to stop the other team from scoring.”
“I think you can skip past the commonsense stuff. I’m not completely hopeless. Just tell me how to know when things are going well and when they aren’t.”
“Okay. Well, on offense, the team has four chances, which are called downs, to either score or move ten yards from their starting point, which clears the slate and lets them start over again with four more downs. That’s called getting a first down. So, ideally, when we’re on offense, we’ll continue to move the ball enough to keep starting over until we’re within scoring range and can run or throw the ball in the end zone. Defensively, the goal is to stop the other team from getting first downs, and we want to do it as far away from their end zone as possible. Following me?”