"You call the cops," Eva told her friend. "I need to let Owen know I'm okay. You know how he is. He'll freak when he finds out about this."
Cassidy nodded her head in sympathetic agreement and pulled her own phone out of her jeans. The two women started dialing numbers, instead of asking me, the restaurant owner, to do it for them. Not surprising. If you wanted the cops, you called them yourself. You certainly didn't depend on the kindness of strangers to do it. Not in Ashland.
I frowned. Cops. Just what I needed. Some of Ashland's finest getting an eyeful of me, the former assassin, a Goth dwarf who liked to dispose of dead bodies in her spare time, and the two guys we'd so easily dispatched.
Not the kind of attention I wanted to draw to myself, even if I was retired. Nothing I could do about it now, though.
Sophia went back to the stove to check on her baked beans. Eva spoke in a low voice to someone on her phone.
Cassidy finished her 911 call and sank into the nearest chair.
The girl stared at Jake on the floor; then her brown eyes flicked to the bloody knife. Her lower lip quivered, her eyes grew glossy, and her hands trembled. Trying to hold back the tears. Something else I'd had to do, once.
I walked over to the counter and picked up a glass cake plate filled with the black forest cookies I'd baked this morning.
"Here." I took the top off and held the plate out to her. "Have a cookie. They've got plenty of sugar and butter and chocolate in them. They'll help with the shakes."
Cassidy gave me a wan smile, took one of the chocolate treats, and bit into the concoction. The bittersweet chocolate melted in her mouth, and her eyes brightened with pleasure instead of worry.
Eva finished her call and sat down next to her friend.
Her hands didn't tremble as she snapped her phone shut, and she looked at Jake with a thoughtful expression. The only sign anything had happened to Eva was a red welt on her cheek, where her face had smacked into the floor.
The girl had a level head on her shoulders and a firm grip on her emotions. But that didn't mean she wouldn't crash later.
I held the plate out to her. "You too."
Eva took a cookie, broke it in two, and stuffed half of it into her mouth. Not shy, either.
I also plucked one of the chocolate treats off the stack.
Not because I had shaky nerves, but because they were damn good cookies. I'd made them myself, and I was just as good a cook as I had been an assassin.
I looked at the two unconscious men on the floor.
Lance lay spread-eagled next to one of the booths where Sophia had dropped him. Blood continued to drip from the cuts on Jake's throat and temple, staining the floor a rusty brown.
I grabbed another cookie off the plate and watched him bleed.
Chapter Two
A couple of uniformed patrol officers showed up twenty minutes later. Late, as usual. If we'd really needed them, our bodies would have been getting cold and sticky on the floor. The cops barreled through the front door and stopped, surprised by the calm scene.
Eva and Cassidy sat in their original booth. Cassidy munched on her fourth cookie and took a swig of the milk I'd given her. Eva leaned one elbow on the tabletop, holding her head up with her hand. With her free hand, she methodically broke apart a cookie and slowly ate it, piece by piece. Looked like the shock had finally caught up with her.
At the stove, Sophia ladled baked beans into glass Mason jars to take home to her older sister, Jo-Jo. I perched on my usual stool behind the cash register, eating my third cookie and reading about Odysseus blinding a cyclops.
The first cop was about my height, five seven or so, a wiry Hispanic guy with nut-brown skin and a mop of matching curls that escaped the toboggan he'd stuffed them under. Dark freckles dotted his cheeks like walnuts.
He had his gun out and held down against his leg.
In contrast, the other officer was around seven feet tall, with a shaved head as big as a cantaloupe and matching, ham-size fists. His skin was so black it was glossy, like polished jet. So were his eyes. His name was Xavier. I'd seen him working as a bouncer out at Northern Aggression, a trendy nightclub I'd had occasion to visit recently.
I hadn't realized he was a member of the police force as well.
Xavier recognized me too and tipped his head in my direction. I returned the gesture.
Xavier didn't have his gun out. Didn't need to. Giants could take a couple bullets in the chest before they went down, and one well-placed punch from his fists would snap just about anyone's neck. Strange that he'd be working as a cop, though. Most of the giants in Ashland hired themselves out as private security. Paid better, even if it was just as dangerous.
"We had a call about a robbery," the first cop spoke.
His voice was high and whiny, like a power saw.
"Yeah. Those two guys busted in and tried to rob me. That one," I pointed to Jake, "came into the store and told everybody to freeze. When I started to open the cash register for him, he grabbed one of the girls and held a knife to her throat. He's a Fire elemental. Put flames on his knife and almost burned the girl with it. But luckily, my cook and I were able to subdue them both."
The cops looked at the two men, then at me, then Sophia, and finally the girls.
"Is that how it happened?" the short cop asked.
Eva and Cassidy nodded their heads. Sophia grunted her agreement.
"That's exactly how it happened," I said.
The short cop focused on Lance. "And the other guy there?"
"His buddy. Tried to calm him down. Didn't work."
The cop looked at the two men a moment more, then back at me. "And you did this to them? With what? A baseball bat?"
"No," I replied. "I just handled the first guy, the big one. My cook took care of the other man. Neither one of us had a weapon."
With her great strength, Sophia didn't need a weapon anymore than a giant did. And I didn't think it was necessary to mention the five silverstone knives currently hidden on my body. Or the others placed in strategic locations throughout the restaurant. Or the fact that I could have just formed a jagged icicle with my Ice magic and cut Jake's throat with it. Or even used my other elemental Stone power to collapse the whole restaurant on top of his head.
The short cop let out a low whistle. "Picked the wrong place to rob, didn't they?"
I didn't respond. He could see exactly how wrong they'd been from the blood spatters on the floor.
The two men were starting to come around. Lance rocked back and forth on the floor, holding his stomach, as if that would lessen the ache from where Sophia had punched him. Jake lay on his back and blinked up at the ceiling as though he wasn't really seeing it.