I asked Ivy to explain more about the spells, and she said, “Easy ones at first. I did beauty spells. You see, I was never very pretty in high school. People used to make fun of me. Of my skin, in particular. I had very bad acne.”
“You would never know it,” I said, studying her, perhaps a little too closely. Dammit, I hoped I wasn’t developing a woman-crush on her. “There are spells for acne?”
“Not necessarily, but you could always create your own.”
“And you created your own spell?”
“It’s easy, really.”
“Sure it is,” I said. “So, what else did you do?”
“Well, I wanted to be taller, too—”
The tea I had been sipping suddenly went down the wrong pipe. As I coughed, I managed to say, “You’re kidding.”
“No,” she said, and gave me that sweet, dimply smile that was often featured on the posters of her many movies...the smile that directors loved to do close-ups on. “I grew three inches.”
I was still coughing in spurts and fits. “Overnight?”
“No, silly. Growing spells don’t work like that. Those take time.”
“Of course they do,” I said. “How silly of me.”
The truth was, I didn’t know much about spellwork. I would, in time, know more, as Millicent was adamant that I become a well-rounded witch. I now had a special cupboard filled with arcane, witchy ingredients. Millicent had overseen the collection of that, and my “spice” rack now boasted such oddities as mugwort and scullcaps and vervain. Yes, vervain, the very stuff that could weaken vampires. Shh, don’t tell Sam. It was a real, witchy ingredient.
But, for now, my main studies had been centered on controlling the growing power within me—power that was being amplified by my association with Samantha Moon.
Last night, Millicent had come to me in my dreams. And in my dreams, she had told me of a third witch. That was why I wasn’t very surprised when Ivy had told me that she was a witch. Was she the destined third of our little triad? It was looking like it.
As the late morning wore on, and as the pretty young actress told me more and more about her remarkable spellwork, I asked, “Have you ever performed spells to, you know, hurt someone?”
“Oh, no. Never.” Then she blushed mightily. “Okay, maybe once.”
“Tell me about it,” I said. It was, I think, the first time in the history of this town that any actor blushed, ever.
“Well, I really liked this guy—”
“Uh-oh,” I said.
She blushed some more. “Well, this was back in my first—and only—semester in college. He was a model and full of himself, but he was also kind of a bad boy, too. I mean, he rode a Harley to college.”
“Nearly irresistible,” I said.
“Tell me about it. Anyway, he had long hair, tattoos, and always knew just what to say. He especially knew how to...” She blushed deeper than ever.
“Turn you on?” I asked.
“Yes.”
“Bad boys are good at that...but that’s about all they’re good for.”
“Sounds like you’ve had your own experiences,” said Ivy.
“Trust me,” I said. “Every girl has had their own bad boy experience, and every girl will learn from them, too.”
“Well, I learned plenty from Raul.”
“Raul, huh? Very exotic.”
“Yeah,” she said, sighing a little. “Even his name did it for me.”
“Oh, brother,” I said. “Go on.”
She told me the story. Raul had been a typical bad boy, saying all the right things, looking too cool for school, the works. Why he was in college was still a mystery until Ivy realized he was just there to pick up girls. Well, he’d picked her up, all right, and a few dates later, he’d really laid on the bad-boy charm, and the next thing Ivy knew, she’d found herself in his trailer—yes, trailer—wanting him more than any man she could ever remember wanting.
“He was my first,” she said. She dropped her eyes. Not in shame, but in sadness. “Wasted on that asshole.”
“I’m sorry,” I said.
Ivy glanced up at me, and her bright smile returned. “Trust me, it was all my fault. I’ve learned to take full responsibility for all my actions...and for all that I’ve attracted into my life.”
I narrowed my eyes. “How old are you again?”
“Twenty-four.”
“That’s a seriously mature thing to have learned for a twenty-four year old.”
“Well, I wasn’t always like this. I had some lessons to learn first.”
“Let me guess: Raul was the brunt of your lessons?”
She giggled, and continued: “We had sex that one time—one time—and the son-of-a-bitch disappears. And I mean, disappears. He won’t return texts or phone calls. Nothing. I guess I was being a little needy, but, you know, he said all the right things: How much I meant to him, that he wouldn’t hurt me, that he really liked me, that we had something special, blah, blah, blah. Then he fucks me and disappears.”
I said, “Not all men are like that.”
“I know, but I think Raul will seriously think again before de-virginizing another girl...and then splitting.”
“Uh-oh,” I said again.
“Uh-oh is right!”
“You seem, um, proud of what you did to him, Ivy.”
“No, not proud, but certainly not sorry.”
“A woman scorned and all that?” I said.
“Exactly.”
Although there was only one living person that I had a telepathic connection with—Samantha Moon—something interesting was happening with Ivy Tanner, something that finally got my attention: I could almost predict what she was going to say next.
Almost. Not quite.
“Okay,” I said, “what did you do to the poor guy?”
“I shrunk his, you know, junk.”
I looked at her. She looked at me. We stared at each other for a long, long time, and then, we both burst out laughing. That, of course, was exactly what I thought she was going to say.
“You shriveled his wiener?” I asked, gasping for breath.
“So small that he probably never used it again.”
“Never?”
“Well, not unless he got very, very creative—and excited!”
“Holy shit,” I said, wiping the tears from my eyes. “Remind me not to mess with you.”